Whoa Z and x make the same sound
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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