that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
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