She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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