a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
Duck Duck Cougar?
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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