I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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