$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
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walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
It was like giving head to a cactus.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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