I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
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