who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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