K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I need to wash the frat house off of me
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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