his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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