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she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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