I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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