Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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