I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I'm always down for nudity.
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