Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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