what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
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