I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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