Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
We need to rekindle our bromance
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Randomize
