and she was petting her beer can
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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