They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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