If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Randomize
