Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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