Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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