We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Screwed.edu
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
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