i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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