i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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