What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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