walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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