I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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