Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Say something about gay babies.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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