I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
she peed on how many people?
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
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