Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
You can't just leave with hair like that
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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