I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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