I can tuck mytits in my pants
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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