just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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