bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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