the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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