Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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