Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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