so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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