How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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