Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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