We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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