I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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