Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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