But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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