yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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