So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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