READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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