Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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