Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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