Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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