White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Two words: nipple clamps
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