There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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