I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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