Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
there's paper in my vomit.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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