Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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